my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
(italian american accent) yea boss cleanin ups been gettin real easy once archmagos thalriyn taught us them cantrips. ya know the streets aint ready for the firebolt. crazy how many problems ya can solve wit a lil fireball
i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine
“theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!” “oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!” GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE
someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you
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